One day, several members of the Presbyterian church were debating over some theological issues on a Sunday.  They debated for so long that they took a mid section break and cross a river to eat lunch.  On the way back, they started debating again, and the argument grew so furious that they are yelling and stomping on the bridge.

A guard saw them and tried to stop them, saying “Stop it now!! This is a very old bridge!! It can collapse any moment if you don’t stop that now!”  One of the man replied, “It’s ok, we don’t care.  We’re Presbyterian, we believe in eternal security.”

Then the guard replied, “I don’t care if you’re Presbyterian, Angelican, Methodist, or what not.  If you don’t listen to me now, YOU’LL ALL GONNA BECOME BAPTISTS!!!”